Hot Ones Night #2
Friday, May 15, 2026
Here are the hot sauce assignments. 🌡️😈 Think less “exact SHU compliance” and more “does this feel spiritually correct for the level?” 😅 Bonus points if your sauce is tasty, and not just something with a warning label. 🙏
| Name | Level | Heat |
|---|---|---|
| Heidi | Level 1 | 🫑 basically ketchup's spicy cousin |
| Warren | Level 2 | 🫑 a polite little tingle |
| Brittney | Level 2 | 🫑 a polite little tingle |
| Dave | Level 3 | 🌶️ okay yes, that's a hot sauce |
| Jon | Level 4 | 🌶️ enough to make you sit up straighter |
| Abby | Level 4 | 🌶️ enough to make you sit up straighter |
| Sherena | Level 5 | 🌶️ respectable adult heat |
| Jeremy | Level 6 | 🌶️ now we're making eye contact with consequences |
| Chris H | Level 6 | 🌶️ now we're making eye contact with consequences |
| Ariele | Level 7 | 🌶️ pretty spicy / forehead notice has been issued |
| Mike | Level 8 | 🌶️ choices are being reviewed |
| Jen | Level 9 | 🔥 suffering, but socially |
| Pete | Level 10 | 💥 text your loved ones |